Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation (johno) wrote,
Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation

Having a matchmaker...

Discussing sometimes needing a matchmaker in someone else's journal reminded me of this story...

One night at a con party, a lesbian friend and I had settled on a couch, and were actively checking out the ladies. Not locker room talk, but pretty much a purely physical admiration. We found we had radically different tastes in ladies.

Where I liked long dark hair, she liked short haired blondes. Where I like a little more then a handful, she wanted them busty. Where I wanted hips, she wanted slender. etc, etc,

After a while we found a pretty lady that we both liked. Shoulder length red hair, a bit more then a handful, and just enough womanly hips. etc, etc.

After a bit more discussion of our subject's features, someone leaned down between us and said "Do you both like her?"

"Yep!" we both said.

"Would like to share her?" asked the interloper.

I looked at my friend "Basic male fantasy #5 come to life. Of course I say 'Yes!', but it's your call."

"I trust you not to cross my boundaries. Yes, we would like to share her."

"Great, I go ask her for you." Off the interloper bounded. Letting me get a good look at him for the first time.



"That's Somtow Sucharitkul!"

"Yeah, so?"

"*HE* really will do it."

Somtow had now reached the Lady and started speaking to her.
He gestured to us.
We did our best to look pleasant and inviting.
She turned bright red and fled the room.

On his return I asked what he said to her.

"I just told her that 'The nice looking couple over there would like to take you to bed.'"

We promised to buy him a drink, but he never collected.

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