Cut: Now in biblical format:
Credit/Blame claimed by: jemstone
"And Yea, the assembled brothers herein cannot deny the bounty of the ample posterior, when presented upon the entrance of a heavenly form of femininity, doth cause thine eyes to bulge and the elastic of thine underpants to transverse the abode!"
--The Gospel of Mixalot, 1:2
Hmmm, I think I need a butt lover icon...
Edit to add: Link to orginal latin translation post by quislibet, thanks to oddharmonic