11:45 pm - Overheard tonight at rehearsal.Director to Stagehand: "Please spike the bed location please." Stagehand proceeds to spike the right front wheel. Director: "Upstage side please." Stagehand pulls tape, then spikes the left front wheel. Director: "Upstage side please!" Stagehand looks confused. Director: "Are you really of my flesh? Upstage--Spike the rear wheels." Director is the mother of the stage hand, who has been helping backstage since he was big enough to wave a paint brush and carry props. |
